About Dr. Cooch:  Dr. Richard M. Coochiola (known to his many patients as Dr. Cooch) has been treating ailing vaginas professionally for over 47 weeks. A lifelong interest in that most magical and esoteric part of the female anatomy inspired him to take a doctor-by-mail course from Uruguay’s most prestigious vagina university, La Escuela de la Vagina Immensa. Three open-book quizzes and $17 worth of postage later, Coochiola received his VD (Vulva Doctoritis) and opened a practice in Hempstead, NY. "The pussy has always intrigued me," says Dr. Cooch. "Whether it’s hairy, waxed bald, or sporting one of those Brazilian ‘landing strips,’ I could never stand to see one in pain. That’s why I’ve dedicated my life to being wrist-deep in vaginas."   Testimonials: "My snatch was burning something awful. I didn’t have much money, and I don’t have medical insurance, so a friend of mine who’s a whore recommended I see Dr. Cooch. He was very tender and he didn’t judge me. It’s burning slightly less now." -- Mary, Elmont, NY "At 36 I had the saggy, wrinkly vagina of a woman twice my age. Dr. Cooch gave my vulva a chemical peel and a surgical lift. It’s now so tight you can bounce a quarter off it. And I walked out that very same day--with change to spare. Thanks, Dr. C!" -- Linda, Hackensack, NJ "Richard Coochiola is not a doctor, his methods have no basis in medicine, and visiting him constitutes a serious health risk. He is the shadetree mechanic of gynecology." -- Dr. Walter Feingold, Chairperson, American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists Why you should trust your pubic mound to Dr. Cooch: Like a vagina, he’s hairy, sometimes wet, and he spends all his time between women’s legs. When you visit Dr. Cooch, you’re not paying for his fancy medical school degree--because he doesn’t have one! Dr. Cooch has been the on-site cunt doctor for over seven adult feature films to date and he is rapidly expanding into "legitimate" Hollywood fare. Dr. Cooch won’t empty your pockets with expensive prescriptions. Almost all the treatments he recommends are available over the counter at most pharmacies, supermarkets, butcher shops, and auto supply stores. Unlike most gynecologists, Dr. Cooch usually has a hard-on while he works, so you know he’s paying attention. Back to "Ask Dr. Cooch!"