Why We Should Have Put Barbaro Down in the First Place   All the prettiest ponies die young!   Spare him the agony of penis burns resulting from a life of stud-dom   Holy crap, can you say “flatulent?!?”  Why do you think his jockey wore goggles?   He receieved better medical care than the average human resident of New Orleans   Had a history of sexual assault that made Kobe Bryant look like Mr. Rogers   Horse meat is soooooo good!   Had a history of performance-enhancing drug abuse that made Barry Bonds look like Mr. Rogers   His star turn in “Brokeback Mountain” as gay cowboy Ennis Del Mar’s horse would only have led to more treacly, homoerotic performances   He's a fucking horse with a broken leg, dumb ass.   Further Reading: 7 Reasons We Should Have Known Michael Richards is a Racist Hotbovine Home