Munich Reviewed by Josh Hurwitz, age 8 1/2     Last Sunday I went with my parents to see "Munich". That’s a place in Germany where they had the Olympics. When they had them there some Jewish people were killed. My mother says that whenever Jews go to Germany they get killed. I guess Germany is a dangerous place to be a Jew. True! Most other places, the Jews are the ones causing all the hatred, danger and oppression, but in Germany the shoe sure is on the other foot!—Ed. In "Munich," the Jews try to kill the bad guys just like Vin Diesel in XXX. But these Jews aren’t like the ones I know, like Madonna, Demi Moore and Britney Spears. They are really dumb actresses and singers who try to read the Kielbasah That’s "Kielbasa.". These Jews were just angry, sweaty and murderous. Steven Spielberg made the movie "Munich" and he also made "ET." In "ET" the alien has a glowing finger and it makes people feel better. Once when I visited my Uncle Adam he rented ET. He said he also had a glowing finger that would make me feel better if he put it up my butt. It didn’t make me feel better at all. It really hurt. But Uncle Adam told me not to tell my mother we played ET. "Munich" kind of made my butt hurt too, but in a different way. Sometimes things that are good for us, like medicine, ‘really hurt’ at first, but then in the end they makes us healthier and stronger! That night I had a dream that me, my sister Becca, Britney Spears, Madonna and Demi Moore were in a Concentrating Camp. The camp commander made the girls wear bikinis and wash his Mercedes by the swimming pool under the hot sun. I had to hose down the girls and the car, but then he wouldn’t even let us swim! He was so mean, he made us all sleep in the same bed that night. That’s not fair! I would have traded places with you. It was crowded and hot in the bed, with all those women’s legs and boobs fun-bags rubbing up against me, but then we had a tickle fight, so it was kind of fun. We got all sweaty from wrestling. Then Madonna made the other girls give me a bath, because she’s an old grandma. When I woke up I really was all sweaty and sticky! Also, my dad told me that Tony Kushner wrote the movie and that he's a gay. ‘Homo’ works better here. Another great review Josh, but how about a one line conclusion like before? Something like "It was better than "Hostel" because it didn’t make me vomit, cry and wet my pants." Back to Movie Reviews