Well, I got a little restless but I didn’t have no money, so I sold off everything I found in the hotel room and went to see me that "King Kong".
There was a fat feller who went into the jungle with a pretty girl and man with a real big nose. And the jungle and that big nose reminded me of my buddy Chiclets back in Vietnam. He got blowed up by a Vietcong on his birthday, so I set out to singing "Happy Birthday" to old Chiclets. Then I got to crying real hard and hollering "Chiclets! Why’d they kill you on your birthday?" for a real long time.
While I was crying and hollering, I seen some savages and a boat trip with a giant squirrel. And then they was in New York! Then I got hungry, cause it’s a long movie, so I went and got me 3 packs of Chuckles and an orange soda to mix with my hooch.
Well, that giant squirrel, he didn’t like them people on Broadway. I can’t say as I blame him cause they don’t never give a body no money or no beer no how. Then that squirrel, he carried that girl all over town, nice as you please. Then he climbed up on the Empire Chrysler Building and I wondered if that King Kong was gonna come along and then him and Emperor Chrysler was gonna get to fighting, as kings and emperors sometimes do. But didn’t no king come along at all, only that giant squirrel. And he got killed and it was real sad, so I cried some more.
Well, I liked that movie fine, but I didn’t see no kings and that Black Jack, he a little too fat, but that squirrel was something to see and he climb real good, so I gives this movie four bottles of wine out of five.
